oh my god its full, i..double rainbow all the way it cost us god
whooohoho oh my god oh my god oh my god whooo
what is this, hmmm...its so bright oh my god its so bright and vivid
its starting to look like triple rainbow ooh
yeah, no i know, uh huh no i'm not
i'm not, no, i'm paying attention
mum, i'm listening..
this talk
can you float me a dime? i'm good for it
i'm in the car i'm literally in the car
david heyy, david clark
rick nathanson i..i'm sorry
no, ricky..we went to college together
oh shit, yeahh hey dude
we all took ecstassy on dave matthew's one time when i try to kiss you
thats right, i remember that yeah
yeah crash, yep wow
wow..i dont recognize you, you look i know, i..
i'm gain a litle bit of daddy weight you know the drill
actually i dont..no no way, no wayy
still a free agent you son of a bitch
you lucky son of a bitch you lucky lucky son of a bitch
wow thats amazing yeah, old times sake huh
the daddy's trust, you still dealing weed
best in denver
thats fucking awesome, oh my god
its so cool, you're still at it
i envy you man, i do
look at you no wife no kids no responsibility
nothin you got nothin
you could dissapear tommorow and who do you even know
ahh.. what i wouldn't give yeah
oh hey, i didn't... i didn't mean it nothin like that i mean you know
no, im sorry don't bother me
great seeing you rick great seeing you, good on you, okay buddy
i believe in you hey david. yeah
things put me we got weird i dont think so
heyy good luck with you family
oh fuck, fuck me, fuck
heyy great news, we're gonna get high and fuck tonight
oh i'm sorry honey put mommy on the phone okay
wow, you dance super good thanks
i'm kimberly, with a "y"
i'm rose, with an "r"
is that your stage name. my what? your stage name something to protect yourself from all those creep out there
you should pick one, you know something simple but sexy and cute, short maybe
do you have a nick name
totally ohh well great, then use that
i even got a tattoo of it do you wanna see. ahh well. check it out
"boner garage"
wow, little little arrow over there you know
its that not like..the hottest
"boner garage" you're up
oh look at that, so excited and full of life
little faith
hey rose, i know you "technically" on break
but uh, i need a lap dance on table 5
just dont get too close the guy has two hook hands
ahhh, how do we let that guy back in here
i dont know, must be pick a lock
what do you care. just asking
well just dont
fine, well is your dummy boyfriend around no. jimmy is with his parrents, why?
well because jimmy stil owes me $400, so...
well maybe you should loan drugs to people
alright, good tip
see, well i was thingking maybe you could help him out
settles his debt for him
not a fuckin chance
well you know you sure you will be doing me solid neighbor
oh really, neighbor? you're not a neightbor, you're drug dealer
who's apartment smell like cheese and feet
yes its a candle i get from anthropology, cheesy feet, thats what they called it
its a best seller
oh rose got a piece of your mail here
you know i'd...lent you some money but unfortunately we're not neighbors
you such a dick
have fun dying alone, jerk
yeah have fun digging up the singles from your crotch
my crotch only takes 20 david
hey david
hai kenny
so i heard you and miss o'riley fighting
its called flirting kenny you'll learn about it in college
what the hell you doing up its almost two am, where's your mom
ahh she went for a drink with a friend
when
last week
so i got my whole place to myself
rolling han solo for the weekend
umm speaking of rolling i was wondering i dont sell to kids kenny
im 18, im gonna get my own place soon im not a kid david
yeah you are take care
give me my fucking phone
you such ass hole
leave her alone
un-hand her
hey leave her alone
god damnit kenny
fucking tough guy
hey hey hey hey easy easy
whats going on here mind you fucking business old man
oh my god you're a dude
i was get the hell, i mean your voice was much deeper that your bone structure
this assholes was trying to steal my iphone
wait you have iphone aren't you homeless?
so? fuck you dude
okay, this was fun carry on
wait no this guy are picking on this girl, its not fair
what the fuck are you gonna do about it white boy
some type a hero
no, he's not a hero, he just a dumb kid
i got an idea, leave the girl alone you three just move along huh what do you say
move along? what do you some kind of cop?
no, he's not a cop he's actually really cool. thank you
he's a drug dealer reaaally
goddamnit kenny
give me your bag pack i dont wanna fight
well theres not gonna be a fight
see, you either give me your backpack or im gonna stab you in the fucking neck, and take it
wew so its real sophie's choice here huh
alright, okay back pack it is
do you want..
lets go!! run kenny!!
heyy sorry, i drop my phone are we still out tonight or what
wohoho
we got you now
wouldnt have said to
the cash, its not even my money you take that my boss will kill me
do you get hit? i can help. i'll call the cops
no
yo what the fuck
mr. brad calls you get in
please don't tell me where we're going i love surprise
we're in okay
can i help you hai, you order two black guys
oh okay this guy..ahh
david clark here to see mr. gurdlinger please i'll tell him you're here
can i get you something to drink
coffee, tea fresca
hmmm.. you know what? a fresca sounds really good
you got it i apreciate it
hey hold on a second you guys want anything?
its on me can replenish those electrolites
dont want you cramp it up later when you jerk each other of
easy...easy..
okay im gonna hang out here if that alright with you
oh thanks, thank you for that thats very helpfull
david clark you're a hard man to find
take it easy on the plastic
whoaa whoaa brad what the fuck is this
look man, i was gonna call you back do not kill me
i got rob okay i swear
whoa whoa whoa whoa, please oh the plastic
yeah the plastic i've seen dexter
buddy, i putting a new skylight you idiot
you should've seen your face on that one you shit a brick
well what i am supposed to think man? i mean i got this thug throwing a bag on my head and all that, come on
i'm so sorry about that i do not meant to freak you out. its fine
you do know i have kill people though right yeah brad i know
allright have a seat
whoa what the fuck is that
what? oh my orca? yeah i bought an orca i make a lot of money
so you bought a whale well i dont like sports car
so where's my money david
come on man, we go back here's the thing, we do go back
but its not college anymore, okay
we're not just selling weeds out of my dorm room
and you owe me $43.000
i told you i got rob brad they took everything i had and
this weeks drop $22.000 on my own money that i safe
i'm fuck listen, this is a fuck up situation
but, i might have a win win for both of us. great.
i have a smidge of very choice marijuana down in mexico
and i needed it here by sunday night but my regular courier
is out on a count of effect that he get gunned down
anyway, thats where you come in
you could be my mule i need someone i can trust
you go down to mexico bring it back here on sunday night
not only i will forget your debt but i will pay you
a standard courier fee $100.000
you gonna get me a hundred grand to move a smidge across the border
smidge and a half its nothing
dude i get role for the fucking cast of annie now i came walking in here
and you asking me to became international drug dealer
this is easy money david come on
all you gotta do is pop up in mexico go to this address,
and tell them you there to pick for pablo cachone
who the fuck is pablo cachone
i am yo soi, pablo cachone
you dont get a lot respect from the mexican when your name is brad gurdlinger
right? i mean thats white nanny language
see big bad brad thought of everything
i dont know, i'll think some man its way out of my league
you know if somethin goes wrong its a federal crime
hell if i get pinch at the border, try to cross over with anything more than a pound that you talking
then you talking like umm 25 years in mexican prison
and thats if you get a happy judge yeah jeezz. not good
although you forgetting one thing. what? you dont have a fucking choice
so now you gotta look on even bigger drug dealer? drug smugler kenny, there's a difference
well you know you probably gonna get a search at the border i mean no offence you look like a total drug dealer
no shit thanks dude
you could wear a disguise what? a disguise
okay thats what i thought you so a disguise, so what i should dress like
i dont whats that halloween hot these days those bang, from batman some like that of
some of my fucking face mate
oh theres not a drug in here you have nothing to worry about
yeah good idea heyy pardon me
hai, sure hate to bug you fellow but i'm trying to get the fam of to the zoo and
im all lost so help.. yeah fuck off real life landers
its my fault when it comes to reading map
i sure can be an olds liberty tidbit
hey no parking here, sir perfect, fucking tourist
oh gee im awfull sorry officer i just dont know which way if help around here
no problem, our city could get confusing sometime we're trying to find our way to the zoo
thats a, two blocks up that way took left
holy fucking shit
thank you dick heads
rose, guy at the bar asking you by name
treat them nice
hi im rose
hi. oh please no..no no no no no
rose rose rose, please
listen to me
asshole
dont worry, you dont have to get naked and all stuff
unless you wanted to you know
what do you want?
i wish you like spent for the weekend making $10.000
what? alright rose listen all im asking
is that you go to mexico with me this week end
and then you and me we drive home together in an rv
and that rv have a litle bit of pot down drug dealing?
no, its not drug dealing, its not its smugling
are you out of your mind rose listen to me please
now me, crossing border by myself huge red plate, huge, alright
but uh, family, they dont get the second look
so rose, i need you to be my wife
that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
look rose, $10.000 and your fine already paid for you
you can't buy me i'm not buying you..alright, i'm renting you
like pretty woman
pretty woman she was a prostitute, and i dont trust you
so what does she said?
the fuck do you think? she said no. cool so its like i sugest then
old father and son bonding trip to mexico
are you kidding me?
you and me traveling alone in a van gonna look like pervert olympics
no way absolutely no, we need a girls, and unless you can think of someone that can leave town tommorow
i'm fuck i know a girl
i dont get it whats in it for me
well im' thingking maybe a roof over your head smashed with hot food that be good enough
im thinking a thousand fine $1000 but thats it
great and if we get caught i'll say you drugged and kidnapped me.
cool? yeah its cool, yeah its fine but thats it
kenny meet your new sister
this is great i always want a sister
get it off me get it off, get off
okay come on, we gotta get you cleaned up
whats wrong with you? dont say that
what the hell is wrong with you sorry, i dont mean to make it uncomfortable
oh great rose glad i caught you
i want to go over couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club
like what? like i want you to start having sex with costumers for money
what thats totaly illegal tod
come on what you gonna do? besides i gotta stays competitive with those
fucker who just opened up across the street you mean the apple store?
yeah and they killing us.. oh god, thats it..i can't do it, i quit
do you hear the good news? now we get to fuck the costumers for money
boner garage loves it i'm outta here, i'm outta here, i quit
*eviction notice
fuck
so casey i guess its nice for you to get your hair cut i mean being homeless and all i guess
i'm not homeless fucktard, i have a home but i left it because my parents
oh my god shut up shut up shut up okay, please alright, i dont need to hear your heart bloodbath story right now okay?
i mean i run the precious on a netflix and i still dont watch the fucking things
actually here, you know what? just to give me a little peace and quiet
and go to buy your self a new clothes you know the kind of stuf that love children wearing not this garbage
alright? thank you whoaa whoa whoa stop stop stop
kenny, you're fine you already look like total dipshit
here, you take it, you gonna need that you look like eminem from 8 mile
go with her, make sure she doesn't steal the money and stay the fuck out the hot topic
david clark okay, what are we doing today
yeah, i say give me some that says
"i get up every morning at 5.30 and commute for an hour and a half
to some bullshit job and my jag off boss expect me to kisses balls all days
just so i can afford to keep my ungratefull screaming kids
deck down in dora the explorer shit and my wife after a fat ass and self health video
until the day i get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth"
uh umm..right here
yeahh thats it, thats the one
yeahh full body check
hey you folks have everything you need?
oh you betcha, yeah we were
heading on a family vaca here you know
of to see grandma huh
well you have a lovely family
thank you very much ya
this my son kenny miller, right here
casey, casey, casey miller thats right and i'm, i'm david miller we're the millers
well you know. yeah i got my hands full here couple of cookie teenagers
yeah i going through all those typical teenage girls issues
like finals, and college application and am i gonna get us to prom
plus i havent got my period in like two months
which is really weird because i mostly just been doing anal
hahahaha oh thats enough
thank you for you help natalie
take your sits please
fucking kidding me?
no im gonna get right over here
thank you sorry
honey, hi you made it
eat it dick sorry sorry
wow you look really like dont, just dont alright
okay. hi mom jesus
and who's that
thats your daughter
casey
hey uh huh
i want $30.000 now
no fucking way okay have safe flight
okay, fine fine blood sucker
alright happy wive happy life
hi kids
alright make room for you mother
okay
hey whoa whoa no i dont hey. what the fuck
dont you ever think you could ever whoa whoa whoa family meeting, lets go
get in the back go i dont mean to hit her i dont care
he hit me in a fucking face sir, are you (from) mars? no one wants to hear it
what the fuck are you kidding me with this shit
relax dorothy jesus we're not at the border yet, who cares what these people think
its about not drawing attention to ourself you little hobo
hey dont talk to her like that rose, relax okay
the only thing you need to worry right now is making people believe you could actually be someone mother, okay.
are you kidding me i can do this shit in my sleep
lord we thank thee for the blessing on this family vacation may david find his bliss and bring all of us home safely
may kenny and casey fortified their sibling bond over the warm glow of our devouted hearts
and made this entire airplane find safe passage and aboundant full of life even the jews...amen
that was a good one that was beautifull
i wish my family was more like that ..ohh steph dont
no no no, come on, come in here, hug it out dont you cry oh honey
fuck you all better now?
oh and dont forget you could use chex mix as suprise caserole topping
as the real special crunch wow what a great tips
holy shit, where did that come from? its 5 summers with my aunt barb in Oklahoma
that was amazing calm down, we'll make one
goddamnit brad said the rv were supposed to be out here waiting us
maybe its in the camps nobody now
what the fuck is this thing is ridiculous
why the hell are you reading that thing because i..because i like it
its fun, informative its fun? thats your idea of fun
i have vcr manual from the 90's you should really check out i think you probably enjoyed that
fire works, oh my god guys look?
fire works
hey fire works, pull over there's fire works no were not pulling over for fire works oooh ooh
its fourth of july of weekend dont be such a grumpy assholes pull over
no, absolutely not oh come on i want fire works too
see even this loser wants some fireworks fireworks!! the kids want to go see the fireworks
okay!! enough!!
enough
lets get something straight!! right now
you are not my kids, okay? you are not my wife, and we're not a family alright
this is a job we are not the briddy bunch
i'm marky mark, and y'all the funky bunch
the what?
i'm the boss, you hear me? so cut the shit
otherwise, i will turn this rv around, immidiately
and we will drive straight home no drugs for anyone
this vacation sucks you..you..it is not a vacation!!!
there you go you fucking happy? come on
here we go, everybody just be cool alright
hello, we are the miller family here reporting for leisure sir
he just gonna hand down the mexico way to do heh
ohh okay great fantastic alright, thank you take care now, alright
whoo do you see that i told you this rv would work
we totally blend! congratulations, you just snuck in mexico
what is this some meth lab its mexico you see, thats doggie doggie doggie
this rv won't blend in david would you calm down
this me is trying honest, i mean its ridiculous
you have arrive at your destination the route guidance is now finished
are you sure these guy were expecting you? rose, we're good
now would you calm down? these is all brad guy, there's nothing to worry about
open sesame, here we go
hey
hey i think that guy was in la bamba
they play football over there, thats fun.soccer kids are good sign like yours
hey there. what..is this place? man would you look at this?
its like cute drug dealing community they probably sold churros
would you relax? its fine, we're totally fine
i'm just gonna run in there, pick up like a duffel bag or suitcase or something, and we will be on our way
now come on, its the.. the welcome wagon
let me go talk to this guy
olla, holla big man mei amo david, yeah i'm here to pick up for brad gurdlinger
oww...he's got a gun ohh god..whoa whoaa..oh god
pablo cachone, i'm here to pick up for pablo cachone you're the white gringgo with hick of a donkey
yeah si..yeah, yeah, mucha waido very gringgo
who are they? ahh thats a..my "family"..a mi familia
help me out here with a, the deal yeah.
familia yeah i know i can't believe it either yeah
come. okay great. what? okay great lets do it
alright big fella, where's this smidge of weed everyone talking about
this is a little more than a smidge
calm down okay, we're gonna be fine
oh yeah sure right cause all we smugling 2 metrix tons of marijuana
across international border in a winter motor home i dont see what could possibly gone wrong
yeah i, i'm gonna make a phone call real quick
kenny umm...watch the pod
go for B-rad hey brad, what the fuck?
oh oh, something wrong?
yeah somethings wrong somethings very very wrong? okay
you said a smidge of pot, this is not a smidge
smidge and a half? no?
no, you got me moving enough weed to kill willy fucking nelson man
okay, they're using a goddamn bucket per guy to put it on the rv as we speak
wait, you just walk in there, told them you there to pick up for pablo cachone and they were like
"yeah no problem"?
wait a minute, why do you sound surprise? you totally know we were coming here right?
relax, everythings gonna be fine man i grease the guard and one of the boys
gonna let you breezes right trough and then i, see you in the morning, i'll even buy you brunch
fuck you brad! thats the david that i love!
fuck you too! come on lets do this
haha see you soon my little drug mule....
shit
"fruita" oh..no thank you
i'm, i'm good
you reject my mother's gift?
i mean, i don't wanna hurt her put it in those terms
hey kenny shut up and take the fruit i got it
thank you mam you wanna get us killed?
namaste
whoaa i think snoop dog would fuck this fridge
atleast it keep it fresh
well as long as no one sets foot inside the rv, looks our windows or wave us.. we should be..pretty good.
we'll be fine. we're totally fuck
adios amigos
oh fuck shit what the hell is this
it is a cop okay be cool
remember we're the millers
buenos dias officer, holla
im very sorry if we were violating some of your local trafic laws
you see family and i got into a heated game road binggo and uh
cut the shit. i'm sorry?
i saw you leaving pablo cachone compound
we both know by searching your mobile home what to find. much important time for such things
but i have a feel like letting anybody today so im just simply take my barb and i'll be on my way
well alright, here we go. this is what i'm talking about, great! how much we're talking about? 100, 200?
1000? what do you buying a house down here
umm..we we don't have thats sort of cash on us right now
umm..you see thats gonna be a problem. yeah yeah
maybe you can offer me something else say uh..something a little more personal..ohh..ohh
i gottcha rose suck his dick
fuck you, i'm not sucking anything
come on, would you be a team player are you fucking kidding me?
would you stop being so selfish you know what?
si seniora no need to be of her
you see, i'm i'm what you say
a man who prefer the company of other man
ohh ohh
david, suck his dick rose
5 seconds tops just grip on the balls
come on david, be a team player you gonna have fun
umm..okay kenny front and center buddy
okay so whats the plan? are we gonna pretend to and you gonna
no no no no no well the plan is umm
here here here okay, let see
you, you this bottle can, right and i am this cigarete but
okay thats us he's over there in right by this in that bush
we make him the pebble
you, will go and meet him behind the bush right over there
and you're gonna suck his dick and we're gonna get outta here
okay, bring it in, on three
what, no!! what do you mean no, whats wrong?
well, i'm not gay are you sure?
i mean you never really know until you know
no, i'm not gay okay alright calm down
look this like gay panic situation you're having right now its comming off a little homophobic
what? i'm homophobic cause i don't wanna penis in my mouth?
exactly, thats exactly what homophobic mean
look alright alright come on just you go there and you just, you pretend its a girls dick
any girls dick you want i'm not sure i agree with that logic
- alright come here listen to me - what did he saying to him? i have no idea
alright just listen to me, alright come on man, this is you chance to be the hero
i dont know david dont do it for me, dont even do it for you
do it for the girls for rose and casey
cause believe me, they wont last 2 days in a mexican prison
okay attaboy
i'll do it for the girls i'm proud of you
hey, whats going on? somebody sucking my dick, or am i getting 1000 peso?
no he's gonna..what pesos? why dont you say so?
uh huh, a thousand oh thats like what? 80 bucks american?
yeah i, here..there you go keep the change
gracias
can believe you're gonna suck that guy's dick
all the entrancee please proceeds slowly in the side lane
and prepare for vehicle inspection
alright here we go this is it
kenny wear the hats hurry
but i thought you said the guard were just gonna leave us through
he will casey, alright but we want look the part so the other guys dont get suspicious look
what the fuck does this guy want i dont know, he's hongking
haiii
okay, he's really hongking and its making a huge scene i think he just want to say hi
oy my god, i dont wanna say hi then just wave and go
if we just wave then he'll stop hongking
okay, fine, okay, i'll say hi fine
hi hi
howdy doody quite a rig you got there amigo
that is quite a rig you guys have there too
thank you very kindly we do love her
we dont get to take her out as often as we used to when our daughter was her small
it can be such a burden to carve out some quality family time but you gotta do it dont you?
yeah david and rose miller here here's my daughter casey right here
and my son kenny
oh handsome please to make your acquaintance
don fitzgerald, my smouldering wife edith and our daughter..say hi melisa
lane one please move forward..sir..sir.. move forward
i got a joint here
what's is he have? he have a joint
thats it
oh oh.. hide it..what did they
ohh you have a baby oh i love baby
oh look at that gorgeus little wonder of joy whats that beautifull little baby's name
this is umm this is our little lebron his name lebron
ohh little french fella its the little lebron
yeah i was against the name at first but the uhh, the missus here
have a real soft spot for a primadonna who'll never be as good as jordan
i cant see them face i'm dying to see his face
go to lane two
you gotta to pull over okay okay wear the hats bring the hats
am i gonna be like frickin idiot its the idea
hey hey everybody smile and follow my lead i'm gonna take you to the promised land, here we go
steady steady
okay just smile here we go, here we go, follow my lead
are you bringing anything back into united states sir? yeah
sir are you bringing anything back into united states sir? david..sir..hablo english
folks i need you to pull over and exit vehicles please
but.. sir, is that actually necesarry? i mean these kid just poop and we're just
mam, i need everybody outta this recreational vehicle immidiately
okay, i'm just gonna put the baby away yeah put the baby away
bring the child, pull over into the secondary inspection area and exit the motor home..now!
okay, good.
its okay...its okay baby
stand down
before i search the vehicle is there anything you wanna tell me about? cause after i open that door, i can't help you
last chance, i'm gonna search this vehicle top to bottom. alright.amigo amigo
we got runners
sorry to inconvenience you folks this happens a lot, you have a nice day
whew that was fuckin easy
oh my god..whoo we did it
nicely done millers give it up
very good job, here we go rose, yeah! david there you go!
we're all officially international drug smugler add it to the resume
how about a little victory music huh.. oh no no no no
dont change it i love the song me too. what?
i dont even like this song when it was popular
come on, loosen up
dont do those this isn't even a victory song
stop i'm not doing these these is embarasing
I seen a rainbow yesterday But too many storms have come and gone
Leavin' a trace of not on God-given ray Is it because my life is ten shades of gray (what the fuck?)
I pray all ten fade away Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
You claim the insane and name and slice in top For fallin' prey
to crime which where the system go you victim to your own mind
Dreams are hopeless aspirations In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself The rest is up to me and dont go chasing waterfalls
where did you learn to do that?
pablo cachone
we're not expecting you
i decided to bring the gringo myself to make sure everything goes as plan
but the gringo is already left with the shipment, senor
what gringo? the gringo, with the hick of a donkey.
you mean this gringo with the hick of a donkey
i have failed you senor
if you saw this gringo again would you recognize him in the vehicle
he was driving an rv with his family get in the car
how fast do you gone
calm down im going with the speed limit im not gonna get pulled over
no no i mean loaded down like this at 15 ton vehicle, going 10 up at ten percent grade
you just ...use your head david i dont think you see this through
what? weight distribution loading and towing..see
yeah, i do, i thought this plan through which seems to be working out
oh great oh shit
seriously, god!
is this part of your plan? david
wait, what do we gonna do now i dont..know
i can't get a signal no shit, we're in the middle of fucking nowhere dude
oh gee thank you casey
thank you for your amazing problem solving skill so helpfull whoa whoa whoa
hey, what are you doing?
i'm not gonna stand in the side of the road next to an rv filled with pot
i'm gonna try to find help yeah fuck this, i'm going with her, bye
wait up oh ridiculous
okay, actually thats fine, good idea hurry back though please
oh i have plan, really? good plan, your having plan
woman right? shut the fuck up kenny
he's so smug, he's just ah he's drives me crazy well yeah he's an idiot
no, he's not an idiot he's actually kind of smart
why are you defending him? i'm not defending him, i'm just saying
have you seen where we are this whole plan is so stupid
oh really, what gold of advice that you follow that ended with you living in the street
i dont live on the street okay i.. i crash at friends
ahh okay i see so you were kinda between couches when david and kenny found you
are you gonna lecture me seriously i'll puke
you know what, i'm not lecturing you okay good, cause i dont need advice
from a stripper alright you know what, you little shit
what the hell is this
whoa look at this cute little couple of hitchhikers we're here to save your bacon
and love little ladies hey, hai whats going on?
i called up right after you guys left okay they gonna calls some mechanic okay
but they gonna keep us and try to holding the weed baby
alright alright, calm down just calm down, alright. i got this, watch
okay okay i'm holding that baby
edith, you will, i promise but its nap time for lebron come on guys lets go
okay y'all hop on fitzgerald express
its like we pretending that its train but its not
so you run on my goblins uh uh uh hold on one second dont freak
so you know when set for a nice swimmer you can't use a maxipad because you can see it
so my friends bought me box of tampoons and i'm telling you, i had such a hard time inserting those
which is stick, half way out its just like roman candle
and that is how i found out i was born with a shallow vagina
yeah. that was such a detail story you gotta do a one woman show
its like, its so many layers you know so what your story david? what do you mean?
how do you two meet?
honey, tell her and don't leave out any of those romantic parts
okay, alright where did we first meet
its great
well that would've been when rose moved into my apartment building
i remember watching her through the crack in my door as she was a..wait, you're spying on me
now hon, just cause you heard the story a thousand time doesnt mean you should interupt alright. don't be rude
alright, proceed
but yeah i was spying on you she was unloading this huge hall byherself
you know i want to go help her but i also don't want to you know, come of like i am hitting on her
cause you know i'd like to hitting on her maybe, someplace
and uh..yeah she's wearing this little navy blue chuck taylors and its jeans short with no pocket on the back
how even that happen
and this a..this tom wades t-shirt..and i was like ohh.."thats cool", i love tom wades
and, she just look beautiful
if you into that kind of me in pretty thing
so anyway, uhh she's..starting to bring this really big weird looking painting at the stairs
and i'm like, okay, here's my shot alright so..i go outside, and i uh..help her with it
and uh i'm trying to atleast and she just look me and just go "stop it"
like she just snap it - you're started yanking at it
next thing you know we're sitting there having tug of war pulling this things back and forth, and out of nowhere
this fat fist goes right through the canvas
it was an accident doesn't matter you ruin my painting
it doesn't..okay..honestly.. i really think you should've thank me
yeah because that painting was hideous
my grandfather painted that painting, and it was my favourite thing the entire world
so we have getting this huge screaming match in front of the whole building
everybody comes out watching it, i mean from that moment we pretty much hate each other
and then you fell in love..yeah..oooh yeah, then we fell in love
hang out, i think this is our exit
david could you grab me a map out of the glove boxes please
yes sir whoa whoa whoa
im sorry about that buddy didn't mean to scare you
thats just my service pistol and badge
oh badge, are you a cop? oh no no no
im at DDA
bein laid down after spent 22 years
i'm bit of a hiatus at the moment
they took him out of the field because he was being aggresive
thats enough well i'm sorry its not right don
none of those young gun are half the agent that you are those scrumpums
edith, you know how i feel about you cassa
i'm sorry don edith can be little hotblooded at times
i wont need to tell you ohh its okay
hey if you guys will excuse me hey do you want join me
where do you of to?
- i was going to the dump - i ws gonna check at the baby
check on the baby is the dumps thats what we just said
check on lebron, who had a terrible tummy, and just a bad diarhea
family meeting
i'm getting my hands on that baby
he's a narc are you fucking kidding me?
stop panicking, we havent done anything suspicious yet so relax
oh really okay what about when you wanna hold our precious weed baby
leave that baby alright ill handle that if that happens
totally take care of it
but right now, all we have to do is focus on getting with them mental family
oh fuck, why we stop
they heard us, they heard us oh fuck we're going to jail
no no no no no we just at the garage okay
everybody calm down okay
you havent done anything you're also right
i'm gonna ditch this guy, real fast
okay, we're gonna get in get out okay everybody
gameface okay, miller time, here we go
theres not another repair shop nearby?
run by a christian and open after soap opera on saturday night no sir
oh shoot
i just give you the hose on the far rig and send you on your way
but then we'll be stranding ourself
hey besides, just so we could all get to know each other a little bit bette
whats happening? they close till the morning
oklahoma oh god
you folks can make camp with the fitzgerals tonight i know a great spot
we will set up the old tents and you could bed down on our winnie
i'll give you hand with your gear no no no
no don't no don, thats alright millers carry their own way
i know i like you david
can you wait to the pit
heyy this will be a hoot
i'll even watch you little monster so you and your man can have some grown ups tonight
you dont' have to do that no no no, nonsense
- no no no. -nonsense oh give me that please, give me that please
oh god
oh my god, oh my god oh my god, why this is happened
oh my god whats happening
thanks a lot mom, now what im supposed to use for my health project
im gonna failed and have to go to commnunity college my future's ruined
oh honey
mrs. fitzgerald oh my godness are you alright
oh did you think that lebron was? oh no no no
lebron was a sack of herbs
an oregon owen vassal yeah we was treating like it was real baby
you know its for her summer project extra credit
it teaches the student that nothing ruin your life more than having children
yeah its also sent messages to teen to just stick to the big a
yeah anal abstinence, yeah abstinence
neither makes a baby
anyway i'm so sorry edith seriously we just promise our casey here that we will treat it like a real baby for entire summer
and we just went too far we went way too far
so..im embarassed actually i think that will scared anybody
she's very emotional you should've seen her in the end of free willy
oh stop it don
i love that whale
well, who loves camp fire games
its a bird, its a plane, its umm it was air force
that was like dumping with a sea animal jesus i'm coming
we'll wait till all fall a sleep then we sneak into their tent
cut their throat
what? what?
no jesus what the fuck nothing i wasnt
i wasn't saying to do that i didn't said that
i thought you gonna said that
you thought i was gonna said "cut their throat"? i ain't a fucking scarface gimme a break
hyperwalker bird, rainbow airplane clown clown sandwich
don't lock the babies in the basement
were gonna sneak into their tent and steal don key
were gonna take the rv back into the shop and i then set their radiator to soak
ahh got it
the earth, the earth is on fire atsmosphere
plain and simple
al-qaeda-al-qaeda
*chimes*
it was plain and simple see this is a plane and this is
oh melisa, ofcourse it was that is so clever
gosh you know, i thought it was really good i'm terrible drawer so
great cause you're up next
passing the baton nice work
okay, lets go kenny okay kenny here we go, draw your brain out
alright, thas a line, slash, guns n roses no its looking like a spring
kenny come on draw some thing buddy come on come on son a string, a rocket some rocket, is it a cucumber
this is really stupid
is it a bad drawing kenny? my guess is bad drawwing
oh a penis, a penis its a big dick, those are balls
its a big, a big black dick its some drawing black
its a big black dick its a, its a big black cock
black cock down
*chimes*
its a skate board
its a skate board great, ofcourse it is its a big black skateboard
i see it ofcourse its very clear
it was up, theres but its a, its wheel so i see it underground
black cock down black cock down?
nice job meryl streep very subtle character work
listen, not my fault that kenny can't draw at all
don't you pick on kenny okay, you leave him alone
where the hell is kenny you guys come here
what is going on look at those two..aww..uh uh
guess i'm not the best drawer no, you were great, i knew that was skate board
yeah, i dont know where the confusion lies
yeah i really like your my family
they're umm they're diferent
well. they're not my family i.. i mean
yeah no i know get what you mean
she totally wants him to kiss her right? yeah she does. absolutely
she does right?
sometimes i feel like i'm adopted, or an alien you know or something
right, thats what i mean umm but also i would totally adopt you
you know umm not that i wanna be your daddy i just uhh
he's talking to much he won't shut up
well goodnight
uhhh i'll see ya
fuckin hug
and mellisa..yeah? watch out for bear
can't see him comin good tip
that poor kid, well you should go talk to him
who?
i said you should go to who do you think?
me? what the hell am i gonna say? go do your guy stuff!
jeez, fuckin tourist come on help him, just go go go
hey man, how you doing? may i siting here?
uh no
well good good good alright
so umm
i saw what just hapened with you and melisa
you know you dont have to be scared to kiss a girl you know
i mean you damn near suck a guy dick what do you shying out for?
thats not funny david
im sorry i'm sorry
its a bad joke
look do you want to know somethings i used to do
when i was your age that kept me from getting every girls
yeah i would just count to three
count to three? yeah, thats your big advice count to three?
yeah
i mean if you ever want to kiss a girl or ask her to go out
actually when you scared about everything you just do that
you just count to three and then do it
cause when you take too long just start over thingking it would drive yourself crazy
trust me it will change yourlife
i guess that make sense thanks
yeah no problem and you know if you have
any other question about the birds and the bee, whos or what to wear for how long
fun stuff, just don hesitate to ask me
okay? okay
good talk good talk
oh my back..so old
you go i will watching
fuck you, it was your idea you go fuck in there
bin laden whats happen is that a racoon
you were right about them edith
its completely explainable this is a missunderstanding
you just have to understand something
we have never done anything like this with another couple before
uh huh
theres no judgement on you no
i own a vibrator thats right she does
awesome
i wasn't for it at first since the dumb thing made in chine for cripe sake
but, you know when you've been married as long as we have you looking for anything that is spice thing up a bit
so ofcourse we have discussed a scenario like this
yes, and tonight when you brought up that big black baby maker
well we got that loud and clear
our vibrator name, joe morgan we were picking up what you were putting down
yeah, same page
we were very flatered by this but right now in the other night
i'm just not, i'm not sure i'm really, i'm ready for it...oh don
-got it, totally understood, not a problem we're just wrong to ask -grat, understood, we missread it
wait, i have an idea
okay, maybe i could take a baby step tonight i mean my mouth is for my marriage
but i've..i've never touch another woman before.. i will be okay with that
oh great..rose?
-here we go.. -okay
-are you okay? -yes
a mother to mother is this okay with you? yes mother yes
lets get this mother started
shall we? okay
okay, okay don are you watching? i'm good, okay
okay wow, my heart is is pounding so fast in very chest
-so i guess we're swingers -uh? oh yeah uh..haha
its alright what take you so long
hello, okay i'm just gonna do it real fast
i'm just gonna there we go
there they are there they are
wow.. this is happening...
don are you looking at this? i'm touching her boobs
this a miracle would you like to feel my breast
-i think thats enough for the night - okay you're right -yeah dont give away the fun -how about a little rough now
maybe we should wait thats right, are you okie down here
have fun tonight kids
ohh awesome
ohh i'm never gonna wash this hand thank you so much
good night have a good sleep
what now genius? oh i dont know, i just got ear fuck in a tent what do you want from me? you fucking idiot
okay what?
what? what do you mean?
i mean, do you wanna talk about it or gonna keep mopping aroung like someone kick you in vagina
okay, um well
i'm never really like... have sex before, chocker
kiss a girl before.. wait what? i tought you said you were like 18
okay you know what forget it okay come on, sit down, don't need to be so dramatic
look its okay that you haven't kiss a girl you know
i'm sure there are some girls who i've never met
find inexperience kinda sweet
yeah but i dont wanna be the
sweet inexperience guy who's snot even worth kissing
i wanna be the guy who, grabs the girl and kisses her, you know
okay, let me make one thing clear
this is not gonna be one of those bulshit moment when the girl kisses the boy
and realize it that she's been in love with him the entire time
okay? you're my fake brother, and you are sweet kid
so this is for you to bring back to melisa
what is? i'm gonna kiss you ding ass
what are you doing shut your eyes thats weird, that was really weird.
sorry alright
that was okay now more tongue
tongue, i can do that
too much tongue too much tongue
right, too much yeah thats my fault my bad, sorry
less tongue
that was good
alright, now this time i want you choke me a little bit
alright, okay whoaa whats going on here
its..we're not doing what its looks like we're doing
really? cause it looks like casey teaching you how to kiss out of pitty
well then it is what looks like yeah really? what did you teach him?
the basics, he's never kisses a girl before
you haven't? oh honey, show me
really? yes okay umm
not bad its not bad
try this
there you go
you feel that? what i do with my tongue?
yes mam show casey what you just learn
okah hold on hold on hold on i'm gonna get a picture of you
with the first girl you ever kiss there you go, uh huh make it a good one
rose get in there, there you go photobomb it
this is getting better its getting better. okay
so cute use your hand
they got so much fun stuff to play with you're not using your hands
kenny
no, melisa,its a i'm sorry.melisa wait
fuck
you know? there's 50-50 chance she'll be into it red head, crazy
alright baby, thanks guy babe, kenny pack my stuff please, thanks
alright here we go looks like you ready to roll
gary called me first thing he seem
real eager for you all to come pick her up
good good good good i guess this is about it then
yeah, good luck to you david
heyy thank you don take care will ya
hey yeah, before you going off
well last night now we're standing things bedroom wise
between me and mrs. fitzgerald haven't been a real five along fire way
anyway i need your advice david
you and rose seems hotter for each other
than a couple of mice having sexual congress in a wolf socks
we do? yeah..i guess i just want to know
what do you do to keep things exciting
after so many years of feast in the same feast you know
whats your secret? let see, my secret...
you know what i do...don i just treat rose like she is a stripper
no kidding? no kidding
like she's a dirty dirty stripper
good
dirtier the better
we'd like to stood it surprises that six up on you
haven't got your bag
i'm so sorry that melisa isn't here to say goodbye she just wont come out of that bedroom
she's been sick to her tummy ever since last night i think its something that she's ate
just tell her i'm really sorry
oh sure, sure will ohh so sweet kid
you'll always be my special lover
byee happy b'day murica
byee see you now, bye bye now, thank you
alright lets get the fuck out of here you guys go to the rv i'm gonna get the keys from skitter
hello
hey brad i was just gonna call you
hey buddy where the fuck are you i thought you'll be here by now
i told you i need it today
no no no no i know, i know
we just have a little bit engine troubles all okay so..we will gonna be on the road in 5 minutes
i'd say your front door in just few hours, okay nothing stop us now
what the fuck? hand me the phone
uh brad can you hold on for a sec
alright lets not do anything rash i'm david what's your name
pablo cachone
sshhh shut the fuck up stop stop
holla brad pablo! kipasa amigo
you send this amateur fuck up to steal from me?
listen i don't know what david told you hello
i thought you said we were picking up drugs for pablo cachone i thought we were, okay
brad told me he was pablo cachone why do you trust that guy
stop bickering for 5 seconds okay how do he even find us?
we don't know i don't know
with this tracking device
she's put that somewhere in the rv huh?
just in somewhere in the bag? how could you not thinking that?
because i don't know what the hell i'm doing casey could you have maybe
silence
you all die now but together as a family with honor
but we're not even a real family, okay? i don't even know these people
she's right, thats absolutely right no no no no we're not related at all, any of us
look i'm just a small time fucking drug dealer i sold dime bags
my daughter here? its just homeless gutter of punk
and uh my son this fucking dork is live in my building
we don't even look alike and he still a virgin okay
and my "wife"? i mean she's just a cheap stripper
hey thanks david, nice
we will not do anything
thats right i am mr cachone
just give me one chance to prove to you that i worth more way alive than i am dead
have some respect its your mother
get to the rv go go go go
why are we fighting?
do you know how to drive this thing? no
no weapons here we go
hurry up i'm trying okay, i dont know how to work this thing
whoa whoa whoaa stops
are you stab him? are you kidding, i knocked him out. lets go
kenny give me the wheel
no! do not pull over
go this way
no no no don't get on a free way
okay just let me in i can't i will to stop
don't stop
no no no no you will gonna get us killed
is everybody okay? i'm okay
fuck
aw aw aw aw oh my god fuckin shit
fuckin dog eater so much
hey settle down man what happen
what the hell is going on
kenny listen to me hey calm down alright
you're not gonna die, will you tell us what the hell is going on? just tell us what happened
fuckin spider bit me david what? where? where did it happen?
bit me on my balls on my fucking balls on my balls on my fucking balls
let me see it, kenny let me se it
no, no fucking way you're not seeing it
kenny come on i can't help you unless you show it to me
please sweety just show it to me come on can we just man up and drop your pants pleas
we've all seen a dick
alright let see it
what? what is it? what is it look like i can't look
is it bad? hey listen to me its not that bad
dude its really bad
have you seen that look at that. no, i'm not going to look at it
you're telling me you're going to hospital
what? yeah no fucking way
how you how bad is it?
kenny you're okay oh my god
lets go rub some dirt on lets get back to the rv
kenny no you're going to see doctor i'm sorry
don't listen to him. no no no no yes yes yes
well he's not going to hospital we dont have time for that
trust me kenny is fine
godamnit kenny totally fine, go grab him
he might be dead, if he dead we're leaving him grab him!
yeah this is david mil, david clark calling on mr gurdlinger again
yes, i'll hold
yellowski
oh hello brad where the fuck have you been i left you like 5 messages men
david, you're alive
cool how's that happen?
why dont you ask the real pablo cachone how it happened
not gonna make excuses its kinda a dick move
a dick move a dick move!!
little bit of dick move
okay, tell you what i'm not driving another fuckin mile
i want some goddamn hazard pays from your ass
otherwise, i'm gonna turn around and get this smidge of pot back to cachone
along with your fucking address do you understand me?
that actually sound like you're threatening to double-cross me fucking right i am
and i'm kinda turn on right now
you make a good case for hazard pay how much do you want?
how much? oh i don't know i'm thinking $500.000 how about that
done
fucking right is done
good, but i needed it here by tonight, or the deal is off
no problem thats fine with me
where the hell are you anyway?
i..i don't..where i'd be.. caroulus regional medical centre
in the middle of but fucking new mexico
why?
why, why, because these godamnit kenny kid got his fucking nuts by giant ass spider, thats why
that is amazing well you let me know if he develop any super powers
listen man, giddu up okay tic toc
okay
scotty, the doctor will see you know
text me girl i gotta bounce you know what i'm saying
oh god really? that guy? what? he is hot
okay i gotta bounce
miller family yeah hi hello, how are you
great great great okay whats the news huh doc can we get going?
i'm affraid your son has pretty severe allergic reaction to spiders venom
thats too bad we're better get him home where is he
well he's in a fair amount of pain right now so we won't be able to release soon, for a few hours yet
why?
david, you know david, stop it, please continue
he's on an iv to get some antibiotics
who the fuck care man okay? we got shit to do
go get my son then bring him and his giant nut out here right now
thats it stop it, david stop it, doctor thank you very much, i appreciate you taking care of our son
thank you very much
my pleasure, you seems like a very caring father
what is your fucking problem? what?
are you crazy? its only a few hours. we're gonna be fine
no, we're not fine we're gonna be dead in couple of hours
we'll gonna be homeless
looks here what i say we do we leave him here
and then we just keep going, alright so you were saying that the three of us
we just leave him here no no no no, we're not leave him here
no absolutely not we are leave with him here
okay
you know if we leave kenny here it really isn't
no, i dont know where i was going thats stupid. seriously
what the fuck is that i don't know
don't answer it, its for me
what
whats up dog not much dog, whats up with you
i'm here to pick up casey you know i'm saying
well i'm awake and i'm speak english so yeah i do know what you're saying
what's your name man
scotty p you know what i'm saying
again, i do know what you're saying but i appreciate you continuing not checking on me on that
hi, bye we're gonna go
whoa whoa whoa
heyy where do you think you're going? out
i have just made lunch, when do you coming back? i don't know later
hey stop, listen to me hey once kenny is ready
we're out of here and we will leave with or without you
if you not here, we're gone do you get it?
okay, fine thats, totally fine
wait a second, hold on come here
i'd like to have a little chat with your friend
are you kidding me? i am not kidding you
would you please have a seat
what is going on?
so scotty p, what exactly do you for a living ohh mom
i work for a and j amusements i mark event monkey maze, if you know what i'm saying
what the hell is monkey maze?
oh its like terrified death trap but, for little kids
hey thats a cool tats man ahh for real thank you bro
you see the cobra?
what is these one whats the one right there
oh these, these my credo no "ragrets"
how 'bout that
you have no regrets?..dad.. no
like not even single letter? no way..uh huh, not me
dad i love him
i think he's great i think he's real winner casey
if i were you i won't use protection, have fun
scotty p you're the man
yeah? for real
nice meeting you man. alright you too.
you do you scotty p
casey make the choices
come on, she'll gonna be fine
tattoo kids on motorcycle, no helmet actually she might already be pregnant
i can not believe her where the hell is she?
look who is concern about someone other than themself
what, no, no no no no i just want to get back on the road
the kid was a dick head huh? riight you know i'm saying?
sure. unbelieveable
she must get her shitty taste in men from her mother
i'm sorry, its a cheap shot cheap shot okay, taken it back
i'm sure your boyfriend jimmy is very nice he seems like a very good guy
well, he's not, relax
he maxed out my credit card, cleaned out my bank account
before he jaded out of town
stole my favourite mug which is pretty shitty thing to do, even for him
i'm really sorry about that thats suck
ohh whatever well thats you get for getting guy as stripper
aww come on, you're a lot than that rose and you know it
what? rose is not even my real name
well then what is your real name
sarah with an "h" ?
yup, right there at the end best way to spell it
sure really my mother thought
well you know david is not real name either really?
i'm being serious you've been ser..
well so... so then what's your real name?
barbara barbara? yeah name after my mom
i know you would.. ohoh so what do you like barbara jr
yeahh you barbara jr, you got it
though my friends in high school and grad shool used to called me babs
oooh scarge not really no, not at all
i mean i was in musical theatre so i was actually referred
very funny
your hair
yanked like puppy on your ear
whoaa whats going on in here
thats we should ask you the same thing young lady
i mean we've been worried sick thats right
why are you guys talking like that
shit is someone here
yeah yeahh us we're here thats who's here
we didn't know if you dead in the ditch you couldnt've call
yeahh or some of damn text messages you always sending out there
" hey its me casey, im'm not dead in the ditch lol, a little pig with a fucking smile, #YOLO "
whoaa, was that so hard to say thank you appreciate that
unbelieveable, she learn a new word rose
thank god "i'm sorry"
he will be great oh there he is
kenny, oh my god you looks so much better yeah
doesn't he looks better? yeah he looks like a thousand bucks. lets go come on
hey take it easy would you just relax
oh hurt my elbow
are you okay? i think so
david look what happen to you when you running around like a crazy person
what do you talking about? he's fine come on. come on ken doll hop hop buddy, here we go here we go
- what the hell is wrong with you
whats wrong with me?
look this job has a deadline and it in four fucking hours
alright, and if you thinking i'm gonnna lose half a million dollars pay day
because of one of kennys boo boo's then you're out of your goddamn mind
whoaa wait a second
you're making half a millon dollars on this deal
roughly
i can not believe you
rose, listen to me i can explain it
you are making $500.000 and you're only gonna pay me $30.000
you're getting $30.000 i'm getting a thousand
you guys are getting paid?
you're a liar no no no no
we want a renegotiate no, no way, what?
no, you're make your deal with me i'm make my deal with brad alright
we're getting outta here
see good casey gets it
we're not renegotiating now lets go
i believe we are right now
because you wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for us
you fucking right about that
i'll be in denver right now if it wasn't for you guys slowing me down
are you kidding slowing you down?
thats right yeah slowing you down?
whoa where the hell are you going?
hey heyy i said where are you going?
okay, you know what? you leave, you'll get nothing
i don't want your money, okay
casey, come back you have
we have to stay together, come on
why?
because we are family, huh ?
you wanna spend christmast together help me with my homework mom
please, this whole thing has been a total joke
no, i tell what the joke is hey you woulnd't know the j..
the j..
i thought i'm not gonna tell you the joke you don't deserve to hear the joke
- i'm not gonna tell her the joke - i dont think you have it in you
i know a joke
david, we have to go back and get her
what, are you kidding me? no, she left, screw her
are you coming with me or not rose
fine, i'll make sure to slide your check under your door
kenny lets go
kenny come on lets go man
we can't leave her david its not right
-you know what? -what?
you all deserve each other
he'll come back right?
yo girl, i get your text whats up
heyy are you alone? yeah
can we go someplace private and talk
i know just this place you know what i'm saying?
heyy its loud
yeah, nice try radio nice try
okay, lets get there
quiet
and i knew better too but..
we're all on the road together and..
it got.. kinda fun you know?
yeah, hu huh
and it started thinking of us its kinda like this
whatever its stupid
fuck them yeah fuck them
you know right now girl? scotty p is gonna make you feel real good
you know what i'm saying
i'm sorry, i'm just i'm feeling kinda cry and uh
i'm just gonna go okay what, come on girl
you texting me girl you know whats up?
scotty
hey! get you hands off of her come here casey
and you put your hands on her one more time i swear i will rip that fucking tattoo
right of your chest you know what i'm saying
oh really bitch? yeah bitch
you know what? why don't you leave the girls alone man
what do you gonna do about it? eye brush?
one...two...
broke my nose
how aggresive woman you know what i'm saying?
are you okay? i'm fine, that was awesome, you just fucking deck him
yeahh well i'm dealt with him the asshole like him at work
come on lets just get outta here
thanks for the back up kenny whats with the count?
if you gonna punch somebody you punch 'em on the one
well david told me to count well david?
david hasn't punch anybody, ever
i think this way exit
i have return
go fuck yourself
this what i miss right?
the ping pong action the reparte
go fuck yourself you go fuck yourself
and then rose you say you go fuck yourself
then kenny like "i dont wanna fuck anybody girl"
no, we're not getting in the rv
what? okay okay
i know whats this is about, and i get it
we gonna split the $ 500.000 evenly, between the four of us
you guys get what i'm saying here
kenny you wanna be like this
thats a lot of video game kiddo
casey you can buy a house, run away from it
you know what i'm mean like whatever
you get $125.000 you get $125.000
you get a.. you know i'm like fuckin oprah here
you know she's a white dude at the carnival
okay look, what do you want? you want me to beg?
kids, what do you think?
- i can know it would make me a lot better - work for me, sure
well its a good thing i'm wearing my begging pants
i usually only do this before sex
okay okay i'm going i'm going please please
lets do it here we go
okay to the rv lets go come on david
whoa whoa whoa guys slow down, theres clown everywhere
well its just right down here i know that i park it right next to an rv
mellisa kenny
rose edith
shit shit
bullshit see i never used to that language
what in the h-e-l-l are you people doing here?
we come to see the fireworks thats right, yeah fireworks
us too, thats so weird these supposed to be amazing here
mels can't we talk no, mom come on, lets go
melisa. why are you being so rude?
do you have your period? do you need a tampoon
no mom i don't need a tampoon
i don't want to be anywhere near this people yeah come on kenny let's go come on
yeah lets go we should get outta
what happens last night at the camp site was wrong oh boy
oh my god, she knows
my daughter knows what you've done
mellisa yes, it was wrong of me to fond of mrs. miller breast
you're right eventhough i'm not gonna deny
that it gives me acertain amount of pleasure
but that being said your father and i are strugling with some serious intimacy issues
okay umm no stop i'm not as tight as i once was
noo..look he just falls right out
okay its like having hotdog down the hallway
ewww what what do you talking about
look, last night i saw kenny making out with her sister and mother
while their dad's watch whaat? oh my...
-umm its wasn't like
rose wasn't even my mum casey is not my real sister
we're not a real family heyy thats enough
sorry he's been drinking its impossible to understand
he's being ridiculous this is the truth
david hire us to help him smugle drugs across the borders
you're drug dealers? no..no we're the drug smugler, there's diference
there's, there's not any diference
edith we can explain alright and i'll tell don the same thing ok
look, here's whats going on, alright
he doesn't really know what he's talking about
-its not even drug so much -he's not even now what drugs are seriously
oh my god ahh thank god you're alive
he's got a gun listen, hey hey hey, no no wait wait wait
this is gonna be fun
i still got it
don's a bad ass
melissa go find a police officer
okay, don, don listen to me
no. drug smugling david and the thing at the moment we share that night tent
no don theres another guy
i don't wanna hear about the other man in your life
what?, no no no no there's another guy trying to killed us
what? who?
pablo cachone pablo cachone
what did he say? what is that mean?
its a familiar mexican greeting
you in the short jeans and the funny moustache
give me the gun, and the mug
- please don't hurt her - take her
now the keys please
here here here here
okay, great, you have your drugs so you don't have to kill us
oh, i don't have to kill you huh?
you take my drugs you make me cross the border into this
fucked up country
you try to burn my face with steam you destroy my car
and, and i don't like what you do to my mind everytime we meet
you are the worst family i ever met
but..you're right i don't have to kill you
i want to kill you all of you
stop..stop.. don't do this, don't kill this people
this is all my fault i'm the one that did this
i'm the drug dealer here
this people is just a sweet innocent family that were in the wrong place at the wrong time okay?
and this kid?
this kid got the biggest fucking heart i've ever seen in my life
and i'm lucky to call him a friend
and our girl i would've kill this girl for you
but she's tough as hell, and a hell a lot smarter than me
and this one
you
sarah
you're the strongest woman i've ever met and you'd make a great mom
i love all of 'em
don't kill 'em
please...
just kill me
tell you what, i'll make deal okay
okay
i'll kill you first so you don't have to watch your family die
david
kenny that was amazing
i'd like to try to thought him but i know i thought him that
yo put your tongue back in your mouth young man
you kiss a lot better then my sister heyy
1, 2, 3
well, mr. cachone
on behalf of the united states of America i'd like to welcome you to our country
grab a seat
i'm sorry you won't get to experience the freedom part
don, you're my hero
how would do you say supprise on me tonight
here
thank you david
we're gonna go
not so fast
oh no don dad please
girls hush
i believe that you are good people but you broke the law, all of you
and worse than that you put my wife and daughters life in danger
sorry
gonna have to place you under arrest dad, why..dad no..
and i'm gonna do just that
right after i turn around,
and hug my family
its all here
i'm blown away david great job
but..
its late deadline was last night, so..
sorry buddy no deal
brad, i'm almost got killed over this shit
twice
look, i'm not gonna be assholes about this i got two tons of premium weeds
yess, and you got your home pinch in the process which is a huge win for team brad
so how about
we shakes hand and called it even
you were never gonna pay me were you?
is that a dick move? i can even tell anymore
go go go go this is DDA, Freeze!!
don't move
down down down down freeze
clear!!
you double crossed me
kinda a dick move right?
you got nothing on me nothing at all
oh shit
look at this guy who let in 50 cent
nice work david
thank you don
now, i know you don't get your money but..
doing the right thing had to feel a lot better
no
alright, maybe a little bit
well, as promised in exchange for your testimony against cachone and mr. gurdlinger
we'll have to keep you in witness protection for the next 3 to 6 months
just me
just you
ohh and then the other witnesses to the crime
look at this hot nerd
what you're doing? will you look at this?
you gotta tell casey to stop posting this stuff its already got a million hits and growing
okay okay i'll tell her after lunch
you know what else now i can see down in your tank top
hey there hey
wanted to introduce ourself
i'm dan hey dan
this is my wife cathrine
we've just moved in, we're the johnson
oh great welcome to the neighborhood
hey guys, come here and meet our neighbors
i'm david, and this my family right here hai
this my son kenny, my daughter casey
and this is my wife sarah nice to meet you
we're the millers ah pleasure
like to saying hi alright take care now
bye
i don't like 'em i don't like 'em either
why come over and introduce yourself i mean who the fuck are you
i can believe this we're stuck in the suburbs
yeah this sucks i can't wait for the trial to be over
gotta get outta here
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oscars, for all of you
oh no thats for a very nice people
we're not that good we're not good